Today I exploded an egg.
Today I exploded an egg.
My first encounter.
Yellow lumps, on the counter.
Today I exploded an egg.
That’s right, you heard, what I said.
Shots rang out.
I dove behind the couch.
My toe screamed “OUCH!”
Shooting pains won the bout.
No guns in the house.
Much louder, than a mouse.
Oh microwave, microwave, please, no I beg.
Today I exploded an egg.
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